Chinese Crested Skincare: Sunscreen, Acne & Hairless Care | Dr. Waggs

From a clinical standpoint, the Chinese Crested is a biological paradox. It is a dog that is allergic to being a dog. Dr. Waggs has reviewed the charts, and the diagnosis is clear: your pet is essentially a very warm, pulse-having potato that is prone to sunburn and acne.

The Dermatological Nightmare

Owning a hairless breed means your "grooming" kit doesn't involve brushes; it involves lotions.

• Sunburn and Solariums: You can't just let a Crested out into the garden. Without professional-grade SPF, they will turn the color of a boiled lobster in fifteen minutes. They are the only dogs that legally require a beach umbrella.
• Canine Acne: Yes, it’s real. Blackheads and pimples are part of the package. If you didn't think you'd be "popping zits" on your dog's back on a Tuesday night, you were drastically misinformed.

The Temperature Sensitivity

They have no insulation. If the temperature drops below 20 degrees, they start vibrating like a faulty smartphone.

Dr. Waggs’ Verdict: If you enjoy the thrill of buying luxury sweaters and moisturizing a shivering animal, the Chinese Crested is your match. If you want a dog that can survive a gentle breeze, look elsewhere.