Chinese Crested Personality: The Cat-Like Naked Diva | TheDogs.app

Do not let the "Pony" hair and the tufted feet fool you. Dr. Waggs has observed the behavior patterns, and the clinical conclusion is startling: the Chinese Crested has successfully infiltrated the canine world while remaining 100% feline in spirit.

The "Velcro" Diva

A Crested does not "walk" with you; they cling to you.

• The Lap Requirement: They don't see your lap as a privilege; they see it as their sovereign territory. They will sit on you until your legs lose circulation, simply because you are the most efficient heat source in the room.
• The Cat-Like Agility: Despite their fragile appearance, they can climb and jump with disturbing ease. They will find the highest point in the room to look down upon you and your "clothed" existence.

The Fragile Ego

They are highly sensitive. One stern word and a Chinese Crested will act like you’ve just cancelled their recording contract. They don't respond to discipline; they respond to flattery and heated blankets.

Dr. Waggs’ Conclusion: You don't own a Chinese Crested. You are the personal assistant, stylist, and radiator for a tiny, naked rockstar.

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